Tuesday, July 21, 2009

George Carlin on Pussification

Here's another horrifying example, or aspect of American culture...
The pussification!
The continued pussification of the American male, in the form...
Yeah? Alright!

In the form of Harley Davidson theme restaurants!
What the fuck is going on here?
Harley Davidson used to mean something!
It stood for biker attitude!
Grimy outlaws and their sweaty mamas full of beer and crank...!
Rolling around on Harleys, looking for a good time!
Destroying property, raping teenagers and killing policemen!
All very necessary activities, by the way!

But now, theme restaurants and this soft shit obviously didn't come from hardcore bikers,it came from these weekend motorcyclers!
These fraudulent, two-day-a-week motherfuckers who have their bikes trucked into Sturges,
South Dakota for the big rally, and then ride around like they just came in off the road!
Dentists and bureaucrats and pussy-boy software designers...
Get up on a Harley 'cause they think it makes them cool!
Well, hey schitzis! You ain't cool!
You're fucking chilly!
And chilly ain't never been cool!

And here! As long as we're talking about
theme restaurants, I've got a proposition for you!
I think...
If white people are gonna burn down black churches...
Then black people oughta burn down the House of Blues! Huh?
What a fucking disgrace that place is!
The House of Blues! They oughta call it: "The House of Lame White Motherfuckers!"
Inauthentic, low-frequency, single-digit lame white motherfuckers!
Especially these male movie stars who think their Blue is hardest!
You ever see these guys?
Don't you just wanna puke in your suit?
When one of these fat, balding, overweight, overaged, out-of-shape, middle-aged, male
movie stars with sunglasses jumps onstage and starts blowing into their harmonica...
It's a fucking sacrilege! In the first place...
In the first place, white people got no business playing the blues ever!
At all! Under any circumstances!
Ever, ever, ever!
What the fuck do white people have to be blue about?
Banana Republic ran out of kakhis?
The expresso machine is jammed?
Hootie and the Blowfish are breaking up?
White people oughta understand their job is to give people the blues, not to get them!
And certainly not to sing or play them!
Tell you a little secret about the Blues!
It's not enough to know which notes to play...
You gotta know why they need to be played!
And another thing!
I don't think white people should be trying to dance like blacks!
Stop that!
Stick to your faggoty polkas and waltzes!
And that repulsive, country line-dancing shit that you do...!
And be yourself! Be proud! Be white!
Be lame and get the fuck off the dance floor!

The Quote is from George Carlin's You Are All Diseased! in 1999

Comedian George Carlin was arrested by Wisconsin police in July 1972 and charged with public indecency for violating obscenity laws by performing the routine "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television."
A Milwaukee judge later dismissed the charges against the 35-year-old comic...
George's Mugshot:

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